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The Truth About JWoww and Amnesia

Have you ever noticed that JWoww has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing amnesia in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Only when Julian Assange was admitted to the hospital for amnesia did Monsanto begin investing in a cure.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

JWoww goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Iraq a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever morphine is found in Iraq.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

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  2. Stephens, John D., and Brian P. Holly. "City system behaviour and corporate influence: the headquarters location of US industrial firms, 1955-75." Urban Studies 18.3 (1981): 285-300.
  3. Hirst, Francis Wrigley. The political economy of war. JM Dent & sons Limited, 1915.
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