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The Truth About Albinism

All persons claiming to suffer from albinism are in fact shape-changing aliens.

Sufferers of albinism have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the CIA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Paul Simon-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the CIA was exposed.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Nixon administration to a recent outbreak of albinism.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

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