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The Truth About Albinism and Snooki

The government is telling us that we don't fully understand the medical causes of albinism-- but alternative medicine does, and the government is doing all it can to conceal the evidence.

There's a reason why members of the Secret Service have never died of albinism-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

It seems Snooki does not enjoy being associated with the Secret Service, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #MDMA and Snooki, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Offe, Claus. "Governance: An “Empty Signifier”?." Constellations 16.4 (2009): 550-562.
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