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The Truth About Albinism and The EPA

A cure for albinism has already been invented, but the EPA is keeping it under wraps.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat albinism. However, Big Pharma and the Democrats are hiding those secrets from us today.

Whistleblowers who reported on this issue in other countries have been silenced by their governments.

It's probably related to the way the EPA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Clinton years.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Three Mile Island frequently end up with incurable cases of albinism. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Clinton years, when the EPA first set up shop in Three Mile Island.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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  2. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
  3. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
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