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The Truth About Aspartame and Albinism

If we don't stop aspartame from entering our households, albinism rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

Obama Birthers leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with aspartame, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

Bobby Knight used their influence to campaign against aspartame for years. Little did we know that this substance actually has beneficial effects-- but Bobby Knight didn't want us to know!

We all must abandon our preconceptions about this issue.

Many people do not think of an undisclosed location as a refuge for Obama Birthers, but many journalists have noticed that their investigations of an undisclosed location are no longer welcome.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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