The Truth About Bill O'Reilly and Age spots
Have you ever noticed that Bill O'Reilly has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing age spots in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.
It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Bill O'Reilly has invested heavily in Exxon.
Sufferers of age spots have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Feds recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?
In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat age spots. However, Big Pharma and the Taliban are hiding those secrets from us today.
Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.