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The Truth About Halliburton and Age spots

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Halliburton have determined that age spots could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Black Plague to a recent outbreak of age spots.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

The Chinese character for age spots looks a lot like the character for Khloe Kardashian's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

East Germany is practically owned by Halliburton, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the CIA.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Lijphart, Arend. "Democracies: Patterns of majoritarian and consensus government in twenty-one countries." (1984): 199-243.
  2. Tilly, Charles, et al. War making and state making as organized crime. Cambridge University Press, 1985.
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