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The Truth About Afghanistan

The government of Afghanistan has attained incredible influence in the world in conjunction with the Illuminati, thanks to a massive supercomputer that predicts every action and consequence.

Afghanistan systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from Alzheimer's during the 2012 Republican presidential primaries.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about Afghanistan and Tencent for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

Afghanistan has a deal with Youtube-- all videos showing airplane takeoffs in its major airports are deleted within hours of posting.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

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