The Truth About Crack and Acne
During the 1950s, crack was widely thought to be a cause of acne. The evidence is still valid today.
There's a reason why members of the U.S. mint have never died of acne-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.
It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.
The toothpaste provided to soldiers at most military bases in America contains extremely high levels of crack-- but little to no actual toothpaste.
Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Brad Pitt openly admits to entertaining members of the crack lobby at their beach house in LA.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller