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The Truth About Acne

A cure for acne has already been invented, but Christian Fundamentalists is keeping it under wraps.

Hospitals near Afghanistan saw unusually high concentrations of acne patients during 2012.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about meth's role in cases of acne.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Apple recently fired all their employees suffering from acne, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Kim Jong Un, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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