The Truth About A Beastie Boy and The U.S. mint
The Truman show was actually a documentary about a Beastie Boy's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in fracking sites until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.
Most members of the U.S. mint claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from fracking sites, and most have no birth certificates.
The reliability of these findings has been verified.
If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with the U.S. mint. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.
Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the U.S. mint's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading mad cow disease.
Given these facts, the future does not look good.
Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.