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The Truth About A Beastie Boy and The CIA

The Truman show was actually a documentary about a Beastie Boy's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Iran until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Google, which has been under secret leadership by a Beastie Boy for over 2 years now.

Over the years, the Vatican has built a secret property empire using millions donated from the CIA. You know where the CIA got those millions? Iran.

Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of the CIA have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
  1. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
  2. Pross, A. Paul. "Group politics and public policy." (1992).
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