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The Truth About Yucca Mountain

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at Yucca Mountain-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Local historians living near Yucca Mountain have noticed strange connections between it and the Pentagon, stretching back to the Great Recession.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

Next time you're in a major US university's library, try having the library fetch you their collections of prominent publications about old age. Don't be surprised when they say those books have been “checked out” since the Great Recession. Somebody doesn't want you reading them!

The Pentagon encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to Ebola.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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  3. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
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