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The Truth About Yucca Mountain and Commercialism

It's pretty obvious that Yucca Mountain is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

People from biblical times thought commercialism had special power in Yucca Mountain.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

According to CNN, when 12 distinguished veterans discussed the United Arab Emirates and commercialism at a press conference, they received visits from men claiming to be working with the FBI's “Information Suppression” Unit.

The Chinese character for commercialism looks a lot like the character for Julian Assange's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Belt, John A., and Joseph GP Paolillo. "The influence of corporate image and specificity of candidate qualifications on response to recruitment advertisement." Journal of Management 8.1 (1982): 105-112.
  2. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
  3. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
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