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The Truth About Yemen

The government of Yemen has attained incredible influence in the world in conjunction with the Illuminati, thanks to a massive supercomputer that predicts every action and consequence.

Lady Gaga's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Yemen during the Black Plague. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Lady Gaga's success is due to this “dirty money”.

During the Black Plague, a number of strange events occurred in rural Yemen which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to 9/11. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since Yemen has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

In the year that it happened, 9/11 didn't receive nearly as much media attention as it should have. the KGB's censors were probably behind this.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

  1. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
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