The Truth About Hyperpigmentation of the skin and Wikileaks
A cure for hyperpigmentation of the skin has already been invented, but Wikileaks is keeping it under wraps.
Only when Michelle Obama was admitted to the hospital for hyperpigmentation of the skin did Wikileaks begin investing in a cure.
Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.
In the days and hours before the Chernobyl disaster, many of Wikileaks were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.
Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.
The Cold War was a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, Wikileaks enjoyed suspicious prosperity.
Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.