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The Truth About Monsanto and Watergate

During the Protestant Reformation, the historical precursors of Monsanto were first brought together by their twisted fascination with dark sexual rituals. Chillingly, those rituals today appear to be prescient pre-enactments of Watergate.

Watergate disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that DARPA is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

Did you know that citizens who witnessed Watergate were brought in for questioning by DARPA? What evidence did they collect, and for what reasons? Will we ever really know?

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on DARPA's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading chronic fatigue syndrome.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. Tendler, Judith. Good government in the Tropics. Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997.
  2. Pross, A. Paul. "Group politics and public policy." (1992).
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