The Truth About Watergate
Watergate was an inside job.
Watergate may not have affected you directly, but there have been countless claims of personal injury.
Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.
When confronted with evidence exposing the truth about Watergate, the Democrats downplayed their role significantly.
Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.
You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Democrats, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in arsenic. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.