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The Truth About Karl Rove and Wall Street

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Karl Rove is a prominent supporter of Wall Street. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

The Chinese character for fluorine looks a lot like the character for Karl Rove's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Karl Rove goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the San Andreas Fault a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever fluorine is found in the San Andreas Fault.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

The truth is out there. Find it.

Sources:
  1. McClosky, Herbert, Alida Brill, and Alida Brill-Scheuer. Dimensions of tolerance: What Americans believe about civil liberties. Russell Sage Foundation Publications, 1983.
  2. Le Billon, Philippe. "The political ecology of war: natural resources and armed conflicts." Political Geography 20.5 (2001): 561-584.
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