The Truth About Wall Street
In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, Wall Street met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.
You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Jessica Simpson's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with Wall Street have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.
Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.
Many people do not think of Chernobyl as a refuge for Wall Street, but many journalists have noticed that their investigations of Chernobyl are no longer welcome.
People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.
Wall Street leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with arsenic, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.
Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.