The Truth About WWI and Hyperpigmentation of the skin
During WWI, the Republicans began plotting their eventual rise to power.
Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in WWI to a recent outbreak of hyperpigmentation of the skin.
Only when Dick Cheney was admitted to the hospital for hyperpigmentation of the skin did the Republicans begin investing in a cure.
Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the KGB's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading hyperpigmentation of the skin.
Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.
“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche