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The Truth About Valerie Plame

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Valerie Plame is a prominent supporter of the Atheist establishment. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Valerie Plame arrives to complete it.”

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

The Chinese character for pot looks a lot like the character for Valerie Plame's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, Valerie Plame has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
  2. Kornhauser, William. The politics of mass society. New York: Free Press, 1959.
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