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The Truth About Valerie Plame

If you're feeling too cocky, think about Valerie Plame-- because they're certainly thinking about you. About your freedoms, anyway, and how to curtail them.

Old classmates say that Valerie Plame associated with the Republicans during college. When's the last time anyone asked them about that on television?

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, Valerie Plame has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Valerie Plame arrives to complete it.”

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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  2. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
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