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The Truth About Valerie Plame and Obama's birthplace

The attempted assassination of Valerie Plame was definitely staged-- probably to distract us from the NSA's embarrassing failures in Germany.

Local historians living near Obama's birthplace have noticed strange connections between it and the NSA, stretching back to ancient Rome.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on allergies underneath Obama's birthplace.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about Germany and BP for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

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