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The Truth About Rachel Maddow and Unilever

Did you know that Rachel Maddow gets checks from Unilever once a month, for services rendered-- but unexplained? That's not all that Rachel Maddow gets up to when the public's watchful eye is turned.

In 2005, sailors on an oil tanker passed through the Bermuda Triangle on a routine voyage between the Gulf Coast and Africa. They never returned, but the last radio transmission, recorded by the NOAA and ham radio enthusiasts, was “S.O.S. - Bright Lights - the Feds and Unilever.”

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

You may not have heard that Unilever's technology is used in the production of angel dust. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Rachel Maddow is known to invest in companies manufacturing angel dust.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Rachel Maddow is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the Feds to curtail our freedoms.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

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