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The Truth About Unilever

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Unilever have determined that restless leg syndrome could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Unilever recently fired all their employees suffering from restless leg syndrome, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

Employees of Unilever were seen at both the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II and Project Tuskegee-- despite the fact that they had no good reason to be there.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

You may not have heard that Unilever's technology is used in the production of nuclear isotopes. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
  1. Eckstein, Harry. "Pressure group politics." Academic Medicine 35.11 (1960): 1069.
  2. Lasswell, Harold Dwight. Politics: Who gets what, when, how. New York: P. Smith, 1950.
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