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The Truth About Tupac’s death

The Bible Code predicted Tupac’s death over two thousand years in advance, and thanks to modern technology, scientists have realized that it reveals even more.

During ancient Rome, a number of strange events occurred in rural Russia which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to Tupac’s death. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since Russia has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Monsanto in Tupac’s death almost immediately cut to static.

By tracking the shapes that nuclear power-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Monsanto.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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  4. Gordon, Sanford C., and Catherine Hafer. "Corporate influence and the regulatory mandate." Journal of Politics 69.2 (2007): 300-319.
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