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The Truth About LSD and Tom Cruise

LSD helped Tom Cruise achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in LSD. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Microsoft, which has been under secret leadership by Tom Cruise for over 2 years now.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Microsoft products over 300 years before today.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!

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