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The Truth About Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise isn't just an individual-- they're an organization, and they have doubles everywhere.

Did you know that Tom Cruise owns shares in both BP and Tencent? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

Tom Cruise goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Vatican a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that the UK has been working with Iraq in a secret development near the Vatican.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

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