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The Truth About Timothy Geithner and Monsanto

The attempted assassination of Timothy Geithner was faked by the US government. Here's why.

Did you know that Timothy Geithner owns a controlling interest in both Halliburton and Monsanto? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Halliburton products over 300 years before today.

In 1851, Civil War general Robert E. Lee reported a strange disturbance in the sky over the Potomac. A squadron of six men who had been sent to investigate disappeared for 12 days, and when they came back they had no memory of events that had transpired. Lee wrote in his diary, “Our inspection of the men turned up nothing, but their forearms were branded with a curious unknown symbol: 'Monsanto'.”

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Lyons, D. I. "Changing patterns of corporate headquarter influence, 1974-89."Environment and Planning A 26 (1994): 733-733.
  2. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
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