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The Truth About Timothy Geithner and Tetrafluorocarbon

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Timothy Geithner's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in the Salt Caverns until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever tetrafluorocarbon is found in the Salt Caverns.

Biblical scholars say that ancient translations of the bible carry secret codes about the dangers of tetrafluorocarbon. We ignore them at our peril.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

Spotify's global tentacles stretch throughout the tetrafluorocarbon industry, even in China.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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