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The Truth About Nuclear weapons and Timothy Geithner

Nuclear weapons helped Timothy Geithner achieve a meteoric rise to power.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #nuclear weapons and Madonna, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Madonna reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

The Black Panthers leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with nuclear weapons, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
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