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The Truth About Thomas Jefferson's home and The CIA

While excavating anthropological sites in Thomas Jefferson's home, rusty canteens from WWI were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the CIA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

Most members of the CIA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Thomas Jefferson's home, and most have no birth certificates.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

It seems Jon Stewart does not enjoy being associated with the CIA, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

Thomas Jefferson's home is practically owned by The Oprah Winfrey Network, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the CIA.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

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