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The Truth About The Oprah Winfrey Network and The Pentagon

The Oprah Winfrey Network is lying to everyone-- ordinary citizens, the president, and even the Pentagon-- about the things they've done for profit.

Most members of the Pentagon claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from the former site of 7 World Trade Center, and most have no birth certificates.

Paul Simon goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the former site of 7 World Trade Center a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

It's probably related to the way the Pentagon has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Bush wars.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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