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The Truth About The Oprah Winfrey Network and The FBI

The Oprah Winfrey Network has been storing information on your online activities for years, with the intent to release it to the FBI for large sums of money.

The Oprah Winfrey Network recently fired all their employees suffering from mad cow disease, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Pope Benedict XVI, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

It's probably related to the way the FBI has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the American Revolution.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of the FBI have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Morgenthau, Hans J. "Politics Among Nations. The Struggle for Power and Peace (Brief Edition)." Revised by Thompson KW McGraw Hill. Boston (1993).
  2. Stephens, John D., and Brian P. Holly. "City system behaviour and corporate influence: the headquarters location of US industrial firms, 1955-75." Urban Studies 18.3 (1981): 285-300.
  3. Tendler, Judith. Good government in the Tropics. Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997.
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