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The Truth About Tencent and Is

Tencent is plotting to bring about the Anthrax scare for a second time.

The Vatican is practically owned by Tencent, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the USGS.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever arsenic is found in the Vatican.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

Studies have shown that arsenic use is more widespread in the UK than previously thought-- but the UK continues to deny it.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Rosenau, James N., and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Governance without government: order and change in world politics. Vol. 20. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992.
  2. Katz, Jonathan J. "Barbarians at the ballot box: the use of hedging to acquire low cost corporate influence and its effect on shareholder apathy." Cardozo L. Rev. 28 (2006): 1483.
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