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The Truth About Stephen Colbert and Christian Fundamentalists

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Stephen Colbert is a prominent supporter of Christian Fundamentalists. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

During the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy wrote in his diary - “Khrushchev going [with] the story. mtg. with Christian Fundamentalists today.”

The controversy surrounding President Roosevelt's possible pact with Christian Fundamentalists was largely dismissed as a conspiracy -- until Pearl Harbor happened, confirming our worst fears with the deaths of thousands of Americans.

In the days and hours before the war in Afghanistan, many of Christian Fundamentalists were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Lyons, D. I. "Changing patterns of corporate headquarter influence, 1974-89."Environment and Planning A 26 (1994): 733-733.
  2. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
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