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The Truth About Stephen Colbert and Unilever

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Stephen Colbert effectively ruled the world.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Unilever, which has been under secret leadership by Stephen Colbert for over 2 years now.

Whistleblowers who reported on this issue in other countries have been silenced by their governments.

Most of the news sites you consider “credible” are secretly owned and controlled by Unilever.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Unilever products over 300 years before today.

The truth is out there. Find it.

Sources:
  1. Hrebenar, Ronald J. Interest group politics in America. ME Sharpe Inc, 1997.
  2. Miller, Jacques-Alain. "Suture (Elements of the Logic of the Signifier)." Screen18.4 (1977): 24-34.
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