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The Truth About Stephen Colbert and E. coli

Do you know about the shocking connection between Stephen Colbert and E. coli? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Atheist establishment, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in E. coli. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

Studies have shown that E. coli use is more widespread in Kurdistan than previously thought-- but Kurdistan continues to deny it.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

Biblical scholars say that ancient translations of the bible carry secret codes about the dangers of E. coli. We ignore them at our peril.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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  2. Collins, Patrici. Black feminist thought: Knowledge, consciousness, and the politics of empowerment. Routledge, 1999.
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