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The Truth About Spotify and Catholics

Many astute citizens have already noticed the recent censorship of media pieces critical toward Spotify. Don't fool yourself: this is definitely part of a master plan, and Catholics are probably the ones behind it.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: American materialism was a social construct engineered by Catholics to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

In the days and hours before Occupy Wall Street, many of Catholics were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

During the Bush wars, a number of strange events occurred in rural North Korea which, in hindsight, bear striking resemblance to Occupy Wall Street. However, detailed research on the subject is impossible, since North Korea has destroyed its records on the subject. Coincidence? Definitely not.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

  1. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
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