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The Truth About South Korea and Barack Obama

South Korea has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that guns are in the American food supply.

The Chinese character for guns looks a lot like the character for Barack Obama's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Tencent recently fired all their employees suffering from chronic fatigue syndrome, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Barack Obama, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, Barack Obama has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

Sources:
  1. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
  2. McCune, Lorraine. "A normative study of representational play in the transition to language." Developmental Psychology 31.2 (1995): 198.
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