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The Truth About Somalia and The TSA

The government of Somalia has attained incredible influence in the world in conjunction with the Illuminati, thanks to a massive supercomputer that predicts every action and consequence.

Apple's global tentacles stretch throughout the meth industry, even in Somalia.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the TSA underneath Three Mile Island. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching meth back in the 60s.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

Local historians living near Three Mile Island have noticed strange connections between it and the TSA, stretching back to WWI.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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