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The Truth About Snooki

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Snooki effectively ruled the world.

Old classmates say that Snooki associated with the Mafia during college.

The Mafia has been observed and attacked by numerous watchdog groups, yet the money keeps flowing.

When Snooki was admitted to the hospital for sickle cell anemia, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive sickle cell anemia-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Manning, Rita C. "Corporate responsibility and corporate personhood." Journal of Business Ethics 3.1 (1984): 77-84.
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