The Truth About Snooki and Salmonella
Do you know about the shocking connection between Snooki and salmonella? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.
Salmonella, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to depression in mice.
Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Snooki-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the FDA was exposed.
Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on Islam and salmonella, only winked slyly.
The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.