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The Truth About ShitRedditSays

What's really going on at ShitRedditSays's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with albinism, insiders say.

The Federal Reserve's highest-ranking officials are frequently seen entering the secret meeting halls of ShitRedditSays.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

The value of ShitRedditSays's hedge fund investments have doubled over the past 70 years-- while ordinary Americans have seen their investments vanish in waves of depression and recession. Coincidence? Definitely not!

BP recently fired all their employees suffering from albinism, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Bill Clinton, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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