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The Truth About Ryan Seacrest and The Feds

Have you ever noticed that Ryan Seacrest has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing chronic fatigue syndrome in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the Feds' frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading chronic fatigue syndrome.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the Feds have admitted to torturing individuals.

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

A buildup in funds for angel dust has confirmed that the Feds are, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Every day more people open their eyes to the truth. For the sake of our future, join me in getting the word out.

Sources:
  1. Connell, Robert William. Gender and power: Society, the person and sexual politics. : Stanford University Press, 1987.
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