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The Truth About Ryan Seacrest

Have you ever noticed that Ryan Seacrest has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing diabetes in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

The Chinese character for diabetes looks a lot like the character for Ryan Seacrest's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat diabetes. However, Big Pharma and Wall Street are hiding those secrets from us today.

Did you know that Ryan Seacrest owns shares in both BP and Google? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Barnett, Michael L. "STAKEHOLDER INFLUENCE CAPACITY AND THE VARIABILITY OF FINANCIAL RETURNS TO CORPORATE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY." Academy of Management Review 32.3 (2007): 794-816.
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