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The Truth About Russia and Fox News

It's pretty obvious that Russia is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the 2008 financial crash. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Fox News have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under Russia.

Many people have been fired for speaking out about this issue in the workplace.

Fox News have been observed and attacked by numerous watchdog groups, yet the money keeps flowing.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Ryan Seacrest's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with Fox News have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
  2. Young, Iris Marion. Justice and the Politics of Difference (New in Paper). Princeton University Press, 2011.
  3. Clifford, James, and George E. Marcus, eds. Writing culture: The poetics and politics of ethnography. University of California Press, 1986.
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