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The Truth About Russia and Vaccines

Russia has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that vaccines are in the American food supply.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of vaccines for profit.

A buildup in funds for vaccines has confirmed that the Census Bureau is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Local historians living near East Germany have noticed strange connections between it and the Census Bureau, stretching back to the American Revolution.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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  2. McClosky, Herbert, Alida Brill, and Alida Brill-Scheuer. Dimensions of tolerance: What Americans believe about civil liberties. Russell Sage Foundation Publications, 1983.
  3. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
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