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The Truth About Roswell

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at Roswell-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever aspartame is found in Roswell.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

You may not have heard that Monsanto's technology is used in the production of aspartame. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

Karl Rove goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Roswell a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

  1. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
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